Top 10 Tunes To Get Jiggy With It

Happy Face Music To Make Love BySomeone once wrote “If music be the food of love then play on

Was it

A.  William Wordsworth
B.  William Shakespeare
C.  William Smith

If you answered A or C you were half correct.

These are the top 10 cheesy tunes to get into the mood with – feel free to drop us a comment below…

1. Moments In love – Art Of Noise

2. One Caress – Depeche Mode

3. Love To Love You Baby – Donna Summer

4. Electrical Storm – U2


5. Wicked Game – Chris Isaak

6. Between The Sheets – Isley Bothers

7. Metal Dance – SPK

8. Sexual Healing — Marvin Gaye

9. Unchained Melody –– Righteous Brothers

10. Fragile – Sting

Top Ten Songs To Dampen Yer Ardour

Conversely, here are ten tunes guaranteed NOT to put you in the mood.

The ten songs below are nigh on impossible to get anywhere near a state of “happy face” with.

If you have never heard of them before …  youtube ’em

1. There’s No-One Quite Like Grandma – St Winifreds Schoold Choir


2. Skull Full Of Maggots – Cannibal Corpse

3. The Chicken Song – Spitting Image

4. Fog On The Tyne – Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne

5. Theme Tune From Ghost Busters – Ray Parker Jr

6. Hey Hey Matthew – Karel Fialka

7. Baggy Trousers – Madness

8. Two Little Boys – Rolf Harris

9. Bob The Builder – Neil Morrisey

10. Happy Birthday To You – Sang by yer Mum

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