Top 10 Tunes To Get Jiggy With It

Someone once wrote “If music be the food of love then play on”

Was it

A.  William Wordsworth
B.  William Shakespeare
C.  William Smith

If you answered A or C you were half correct.

These are the top 10 cheesy tunes to get into the mood with -- feel free to drop us a comment below…

1. Moments In love -- Art Of Noise

2. One Caress -- Depeche Mode

3. Love To Love You Baby -- Donna Summer

4. Electrical Storm -- U2

5. Wicked Game -- Chris Isaak

6. Between The Sheets -- Isley Bothers

7. Metal Dance -- SPK

8. Sexual Healing — Marvin Gaye

9. Unchained Melody -- Righteous Brothers

10. Fragile - Sting

Top Ten Songs To Dampen Yer Ardour

Conversely, here are ten tunes guaranteed NOT to put you in the mood.

The ten songs below are nigh on impossible to get anywhere near a state of “happy face” with.

If you have never heard of them before …  youtube ‘em

1. There’s No-One Quite Like Grandma -- St Winifreds Schoold Choir

2. Skull Full Of Maggots -- Cannibal Corpse

3. The Chicken Song -- Spitting Image

4. Fog On The Tyne -- Paul “Gazza” Gascoigne

5. Theme Tune From Ghost Busters -- Ray Parker Jr

6. Hey Hey Matthew -- Karel Fialka

7. Baggy Trousers - Madness

8. Two Little Boys -- Rolf Harris

9. Bob The Builder -- Neil Morrisey

10. Happy Birthday To You -- Sang by yer Mum

Aphrodisiacs Top Ten Mood Foods

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Peyronie’s Disease – Penile Curvature

Peyronie’s Disease, or Peyronies syndrome is a severe curvature of the penis that occurs during an erection.

Penile curvature, or a bend in the penis is not overly common but does effect approximately 1% (one in every hunddred) of the male population worldwide.

Peyronie’s suffers often avoid seeking treatment because of the obvious embarrassment factor and so this figure may be much higher.

Although penile curvature has afflicated men since the begining of time it was only coined Peyronie’s disease in the mid 17th century.

An Italian Physicain named Francois de la Peyronie was the first to document the condition.

Are All Penile Curvatures Symptomatic Of Peyronie’s Disease

Peyronie’s best discribes a severe almost angular bend – a slight curve is not neccessarily Peyronie’s disease.

A large percentage of the male population are thought have a slight curvature to the penile shaft.

What Are The Causes And Symptoms Of Peyronie’s Disease

Peyronie’s is not a hereditary defect from birth, it is usually acquired and effects men approaching middleage.

Although a male can be born with a slight curve in the penis this is not normally Peyronie’s disease.

The causes can be quite varied – possible factors could include a small scar or injury that forms inside of the penis, which gradually transforms into a hard lump, or plaque.

A thickened area under the skin is usually formed in the soft spongy erectile tissue.

In some cases, symptoms may appear overnight, while in others it may take several months.

Ageing increases the risk as a general reduction in elasticity of the body’s tissues increases the chances of injury.

If the damaged area is slow to heal, the plaque undergoes fibrosis, or formation of tough fibrous tissue, and even calcification (formation of calcium deposits) resulting in a long-term problem.

What Can Be Done To Treat Peyronie’s Disease

Nowadays, a severe curvature of the penis, Peyronie’s or otherwise, is not a condition that has to be suffered indefinately, there are treatments available; some drastic and not to be recommended and some not so drastic that require simple application or vitamins.

Corrective Penile Surgery

Surgery should be a last resort treatment and only for conditions that are extremely severe.

The succes rate for penile surgery is not encouraging and often a patient can leave surgery with additional complications.

It is estimated that over 50% of men who have had corrective surgery on their most valued asset have not been fully satisfied with the results.

There are many instances where the sufferer has lost sensitivity in their penis and many other cases where impotency has been a direct result of surgery.

Permenant damage is high risk factor. Surgery is not recommended. More about Penis Surgery

Penis Traction Device

A penis traction device  is the most commonly used non evasive method for starightening any kind of penile curvature or bend in the penis.

A traction or stretching device exercises the penis and surrounding penis tissue allowing blood to flow more evenly into the corpora cavernosa.

Penis traction devices are extremely affordable, discreet and simple to use.

The success rate for correcting a bend or curve is approximately 70%.

There is no need to suffer the discomfort, embarrassment and pyschological issues that a penile curvature can cause.

More About Penis Traction

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Can Surgery Enlarge My Penis

Cosmetic or penile corrective surgery is possibly the most obvious way to alter the appearance of your most valuable asset.

Obvious it may be – but what may not be quite so obvious is the risk and potential complications that could occur.

Surgery on any part of the human body is, in some cases, irreversible.

Your penis is your most sensitive organ, any damage to nerves of tissue as a result of a botched operation could cause disfigurement and a  permanent loss of sensation.

What Kinds Of Penis Enlargement Surgery Exist

There are several common procedures regularly used. The UK and the United States have the highest success rate and offer the widest choice of penile corrective procedures in the world.

Over 50% Of Cosmetic Operations On The Penis Are Not Successful

But even so the success rate is not something to be particularly impressed by – just over half the operations carried out in the UK are considered a complete success after one procedure.

Of the remaining operations that are not considered a complete success first time around, half of these result in either disfigurement or loss of sensation.

“If you value your erection do not consider penile ligament cutting.”

Penile Or Penis Ligament Cutting

This procedure is not for squeamish and involves a delicate and precise  snip to the basal penile ligament which can cause the penis to lengthen

This procedure carries possibly the highest success rate in terms of size increase, some operations have been documented to add up to two inches to the length.

Penile ligament cutting has been proven to add length to the penis in its faccid or non aroused state but once erect it cannot become truly erect.

If you value your erection do not consider penile ligament cutting.

Penis Enlargement Injection

Penis Injection Surgery involves taking fat from from one part of your body  and “injecting” the fatty cells into the penis in an area just below the surface of the skin.

Although this is one of the most common forms of cosmetic or penis enhancement procedures it can produce an unnatural appearance to your penis. The other common side effect to penile injection is a loss of sensation, on occasions permanent.

Liquid Silicone Penile Injection

Introducing Liquid Silicone is a similar procedure with liquid silicone instead of excess body fat. The silicone is injected into the penis and scrotum again just below the skin’s surface.

This  procedure carries a very high risk of complication that could result in permanent damage, loss of sensation around the shaft and tip of the penis as well as scarring and disfigurement.

Penis Inflatable Implants

This method is highly invasive and involves the replacement of the corpora cavernosa with inflatable penile implants.

This type of operation is usually undertaken first and foremost as a therapeutic surgery for men suffering from complete impotence.

The implanted pump situated in the groin area can be pumped by hand to fill the cylinders from an implanted reservoir in order to achieve an erection.

The replacement cylinders are usually the same size as the corpus cavernosa, but oversized cylinders  can be implanted.

However, the result is an uncomfortable stretching and possible tearing of the other penis tissues which can have a number of complications.

Should I Consider Penis Surgery

Any surgery for purely cosmetic purposes on any part of your body should be considered carefully.

Your penis is your most sensitive and delicate part of your anatomy – unless surgery is required to correct an abnormality it is highly advised against.

The success or otherwise is akin to a toss of a coin, costs usually start from the high hundreds rising to several thousands if the first operation is not successful.

Alternative Methods Of Penis Enlargement

Penis Traction – is the most effective and safest form of altering appearance, shape and dimension.

Penis traction is based on the same methodology that has been used for centuries by African and Asian tribespeople to enlarge and elongate certain parts of their body’s such as ears, nose lips and necks.

Traction has also been used by the medical profession for the last quarter of a century to help rebuild and encourage skin growth in burn victims.

More about Penis Traction

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